Diamonds

diamonds

Diamonds
made from coal
made from flawed
dusty,
dirty,
coal

But that coal makes
flawless
luxury
diamonds.

We see diamonds in the sky
surrounded by blackness
but they are shining,
shouting “look at me!”
we look at them every night
looking in them for inspiration,
creativity,
hope.

The greatest gift comes from things that used to be
flawed,
dusty,
dirty

Those things become flawless,
luxury,
mystical,
inspiration,

we all make these things out of
flawed,
dusty,
dirty,
coal

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Ways to be Annoying

annoyed

– order pork rinds with your filet Mingnon.

– if you win the lottery, ask for it in pennies

– try to swim across the floor

– at someone else’s house, in the shower yell “I’M DROWNING!”

– tap your fingers on every available surface

– lick everything on your plate and refuse to eat it

– while caroling, sing “jingle bells, batman smells” until physically restrained.

– in the elevator, use chalk to draw a square in the corner, claiming it your “personal space”

– drop your pen/pencil. when someone picks it up, yell “HANDS OFF MY WRITING INSTRUMENT!”

– give yourself a swirly/wedgie

– try to climb the walls

– say ooh-la-la before every sentence